Stupid things I see

So I'm driving home from work, pissed off as usual about having to waste another day trying to convince dumb people to buy even dumber cell phones, and this car cuts me off.
The car was an annoyingly pretty and expensive 2005 Lincoln Town Car. And of course, I'm thinking, "Thanks, jackass."
Then I see this douchebag's bumper sticker.

It said:
"Don't let the car fool you
My real treasure is in heaven."

Oh, ho ho! Really, asshole!? So, you think when you are done being so completely obsessed with material things and lording it over your fellow humans you can just die and start being all buddy-buddy with Christ?
Hey, here's an idea - maybe you and Jesus can play tennis at the Heaven's Gate country club every Sunday, topping the day off with a few mimosas and checking out all of the lady saints down by the pool. Then you and your good buddy Christ can go and find your real treasure - snorting coke off of the backside of a 12 year old Nicaraugan boy's ass. I bet that's what he thinks his eternal reward will be. Like he's just going to stroll up the Pearly Gates, hand Peter his bags and a fiver, and check in.

God, I hate people sometimes. See what working retail does to my mind? 

¶ 2:28 PM